sO I WAS JUST SITTING DOWN MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND I GET UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND I FUCKING SEE THIS. SOMEONE CLIPPED A HAIR EXTENSION INTO THE CEILING. I THOUGHT THE FUCKING GRUDGE WAS GOING TO END MY LIFE.
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
This is literally me and my friends
I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL
Ellen’s Oscar Pizza Guy Gets His Tip
Fucking hell one day your just a pizza guy making pizzas in a regular pizza shop the next day brad pitts fucking handing out your pizza to just about every celebrity in existence on paper plates and you’re on the ellen show!
yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place